NANCY PELOSI INCLUDES A SEXUAL FETISH FOR THIEVING MAIL IN VOTES

In a very parallel universe wherever political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with exhilaration and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and cunning practices, observed herself at the center of the scandal of epic proportions. All of it commenced innocently adequate, with a plan day in Washington, D.C., but minima